IMPORTANT: Read every single word in this section if you are interested in becoming a patient. Any potential client who asks a question which is already dealt with on this website will be immediately blacklisted as a time waster.

 

Step 1: Vetting

Security and reputational vetting

Mazari Clinic is a private members club  and potential members must undergo a rigorous screening process to ensure their suitability for membership. The most important principle you must understand is that you will not be able to join anonymously.

Although we will vigorously protect patient’s anonymity to outsiders and other members, it is simply unfeasible  that we interact in such an intimate manner and environment without being 100% certain of who you are. There are several reasons for this but the most important is the security of the women working at Mazari Clinic.

Vetting includes…

Financial: lurkers with either no intention or ability to pay fees will be excluded. Time wasters should also be aware that there is a €100 administration fee for the vetting process alone, which is non refundable should you fail.

Reputational:  any evidence of misogyny, transphobia, racism, extreme right, are disqualifying. Also, you must not be included on any existing red flag databases run by sex workers around the world. Must pass a ten minute telephone introductory chat. Must be willing to submit a photo ID. Must be comfortable with the discrete presence of a doorman on the premises.

Stalking: any potential client who has shown stalker-like behaviour online will be disqualified. Any person who turns up at the premises with such a history will be dealt with with extreme prejudice and be reported to the police for harassment. The Mazari Clinic doorman does not just protect personnel within the building but actively surveils the surrounding area for evidence of lurkers / stalkers.

Medical vetting

Medical vetting is a question of your trust in the staff who work atMazari Clinic. 

• First of all, anybody who works in the field knows that certificates can be forged so you have no means of verifying the validity of any medical certificates we produce. 
• Secondly, valid certificates would have to include the actual legal names of  my staff which is obviously an impossibility.

Therefore, based on your knowledge of for example of personal recomendation, Mistress Elle’s writing/online training, you must already have a good intuition that the Mazari Clinic is a place that is run with professionalism and integrity and that when we say staff are regularly tested. They are.

You do not need medical testing as nobody will be having contact with any of your bodily fluids and adult penetration weather by implement or one of my male staff will be strictly protected. Any client requests or even uses the word BB will be permanently blacklisted.

 

Step 2: Billing & Discretion

Basically: All bills must be paid in advance at the moment you reserve your appointment. The reservation is conditional upon payment. It is at this point you will receive the full address of the Clinic.

Legal: Prepaid tokens & sealed billing: convenience without a paper trail.

Social: Privacy is  guaranteed. Each appointment is timed within a precision-controlled entry window, ensuring that no two clients ever meet, greet, or cross paths. 

Physical: Our premises is situated in a narrow side street of Poblenou and is fronted by an unmarked black steel door with a rear exit for complete and utter discretion. we also have eyes on the street alert for the possibility of private detectives, media or other snoopers. However, this is just something we are cognizant of and are aware of but we don’t have patrols or anything so it cannot be guaranteed that you have not been surveilled if somebody is surveilling you.

Data: once the vetting process is finished, all data is deleted, you are assigned a customer number and you will never be mentioned again in any digital system of Mazari Clinic. However, as stated, because we have to know who you are and where you come from n case of illegal behaviour, a handwritten record of your name and identification will be kept off premises. We will never reveal a customer’s name in a civil dispute ( with spouses employees etcetera). The written records will only be consulted in the event of illegal behaviour on your part, or on the request of law enforcement. The only cases in which we will refer to your record is in the event of the following illegal activities…

1. Physical violence including rape,
2. Theft
3. Stalking

NB: drugs are prohibited. Not drugs in general, because medication is an important part of controlling your mind. But recreational drugs are not permitted on the premises.

 

 

Step 3: Diagnosis & Treatment Sessions

Diagnosis: treatment cannot be decided until your exact condition is diagnosed therefore, upon becoming a member, new patients will fill out an online form detailing their symptoms and the history of their errant behaviour. This document will form the basis of your treatment program and your one hour sessions at the clinic and whatever supplementary healing material is given for you to study and apply in your own time.

IMPORTANT: you do not get to choose what happens in the session!

Why?…

…If you come here with a list of requests, then I carry them out, you orgasm, you go… then that’s not BDSM; that’s the sale of sexual services which makes you my whore. Which is wrong for three reasons not least of all, because you are my whore not vice versa. I will use you and play with you and maybe even sell you.

1. You don’t need to tell me your fantasies or what you want. Reading your diagnosis will be enough.  Believe me, there are only asbout ten fantasies in the entire male population and you’re not the exception. Maybe I’ll give you what you think you want, maybe I won’t, but you certainly won’t walk in here dictating anything to me. (If your cravings fall outside the areas mentioned on this site, then Mazari is not for you.)

2. When I used to let clients shape the sessions, everything fell flat. No arc, no surrender, no value. Just noise. Once I took full control, every session finally had purpose. Therefore, I decide what happens in the session not to you.

3. Predictability kills desire for both of us. If you already know what’s going to happen in the session then you’ve already impeded one of the most ****** and exciting parts : surprise.

To conclude, you will indicate to the clinic your psychosexual history and I will take it from there.  What I can promise is that it will be better than anything you’ve had before, because I know exactly what I’m doing. You’re here to trust me. Trust my judgement. Trust my discipline. Trust my name.”

To proceed further send a whatsapp with your name, how you found out about the clinic.