Treatment summary:

Complete emasculation and a life of indentured servitude are the only way in which a thymolagniac can achieve a modicum of stability and happiness.

Today’s man does not have to be a heroic Achilles, but he cannot be the Achilles heel of society: a squirming servile insect who actively seeks humiliation. In the ancient world such men were surgically stripped of manhood and put to work as servants in the ladies quarters. 2000 years later, we are proud to offer a 21st century version of this ancient practice and, working with our colleagues at the Barna Clinic, we will personally supervise the appropriate surgery.